I don’t care what kind of blog I have I will blog this no matter what.
"Craving sensation: feeling unreal" was such a huge part of the beginning of my relapse. I was convinced that people in front of me didn’t even exist and I kept touching things and trying to feel sensation. I’m reblogging because I know that that was so horrifying for me and I never want anyone else to go through it.Just in case this can help someone. Some suggestions also seem harmful (eating a hot pepper really hurts!!!) but steps to feeling better and not self harming is most important. Sending you love and light
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I hope this helps someone <3
I haven’t laughed once… I think i’m a solely Parks and Rec girl.
I got so excited to see Mamrie rock a joke (and she did, in the face of such overwhelming dumbassery) but it was like Anne Hathaway and James Franco at the Oscars all over again.
Let’s put it this way there’s a reason Mamrie and Anne won awards.
Sit the fuck down with your ego, Hal. You embarrassed yourself.
I as a woman am not ashamed to say that once a month I lose my emotional cool to hormones. It’s natural and I embrace my inner monster that tells my body to let out all my anxieties, anger, frustration, happiness, sass, idiocy etc that I’ve been bottling up. It’s faster and kinder to all this way.
That said, it does piss me off when it gets pointed out. Especially by members of the opposite sex - who cast aspersions on subjects they are not qualified to comment upon.
My mother gave my brothers a guide at Christmas time that taught them the warning signs of PMS because she’s cool like that.
The stages are as follows featuring gifs:
The everyone’s annoying eye roll:
So much eye rolling,
The Friendly warning:
One person pity party:
I have allergies/There’s a tree trunk in my eye:
The Not so Friendly Hormone Storm Warning:
Sass/Challenging authority/The truth comes out:
Homicidal/Thoughts of maiming:
If you don’t:
'All is fair in war and hormones.'
Don’t ask…’Why are you cranky?’
Prepare yourself emotional tsunami:
Inability to hold in anger:
Inability to let people get away with shit/ Inability to hold in swear words:
The ‘Bitch’ comment:
More salt water leakage:
At some point there’s ugly crying:
Wishing to be unconscious:
Normal service resumes.
All will be forgotten:
Until the next time:
^^^^^^Accurate representation of me^^^^^^^^^
Embrace your inner monster ladies… it’s okay, to not be okay.
Can we just…
AHS - FREAKSHOW
Raise a glass to the Queen of one liners.
The only person in this world who understands how much I adore sloths is Kristen Bell.
^^^^… she totally gets it.