1: What are you wearing?Clothes.
2: Ever been in love? No.
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?No
4: How tall are you? Taller than Frodo, shorter than Gandalf.
5: How much do you weigh?The correct weight for my size.
6: Any tattoos?No.
7: Any piercings? Ears, it multiple places.
8: OTP (One True Pairing) Me and Alexander Skarsgard, if only he got the memo.
9: Favourite Tv show - Parks and Recreation(al Drug use is still frowned upon).
10: Favourite bands - I don’t know how to answer this question without arguing with myself.
11: Something you miss - Fredo’s costing 10p not that I can eat them anymore.
12: Favourite song - most songs.
13: How old are you? I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 44 but I’m actually 22.
14: Zodiac sign - Virgo.
15: Qualities you look for in a partner - Physicality of Alexander Skarsgard, Voice of Morgan Freeman and the Laugh of Nick Offerman.
16: Favourite Quote - Not all those who wander are lost.
17: Favourite actor - Right now, Benedict Cumberbatch because I really love saying his name.
18: Favourite colour - Blood Red.
19: Loud music or soft? Equal opportunity listener.
20: Where do you go when you’re sad? Into my mind palace.
21: How long does it take you to shower? 10 minutes.
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes.
23: Ever been in a physical fight? No comment.
24: Turn on - Sarcasm and quick wit and good smells.
25: Turn off - Not understanding sarcasm, not appreciating wit and bad smells.
26: The reason I joined Youtube - I haven’t as a video maker, although i have considered it.
27: Fears - being sent to that Camp in the the Addam’s Family values.
28: Last thing that made you cry - Rizzoli and Isles.
29: Last time you said you loved someone - like ten minutes ago.
30: Meaning behind your YouTube Name - Don’t have one.
31: Last book you read - the night circus.
32: The book you’re currently reading - I’m not crazy, I’m just not you.
33: Last show you watched - Rizzoli and Isles
34: Last person you talked to - christina!
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted - Creepy Stranger.
36: Favourite food - Waffles.
37: Place you want to visit - NYC
38: Last place you were - The bathroom, Tmi!
39: Do you have a crush? I have a crush on my duvet, that’s not weird right?
40: Last time you kissed someone - I don’t care.
41: Last time you were insulted - When someone called me blonde, in that omg you’re so dumb. Firstly, not all blondes are dumb. Secondly, I may have blonde hair but I’m not that kind of blonde. In fact, I’m not blonde in anyway, don’t let all this peroxide throw you.
42: Favourite flavour of sweet - Earwax. I don’t know what Dumbledore was complaining about.
43: What instruments do you play - Air Ukulele and harmonica.
44: Favourite piece of jewellery - I like bracelets.
45: Last sport you played - is who can eat the most waffles a sport?
46: Last song you sang - Musical Theatre Boys.
47: Favourite chat up line - Harry Potter.
48: Have you ever used it? - No… or have I?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone - Yesterday.
50: Who should answer these questions next? - people who want to erase my answers and come up with their own.
Next weeks episode. Oh no Maura’s nose is bleeding. If that happens it’s usually some poison. Oh no.
He could have been laced with cyanide or arsenic - it can be inhaled which can result in nose bleeds (not to mention organ failure). Oh Maura, you and your need to smell things. Upside, we know she’s going to survive, Sasha’s filming season 5.
Yes, it’s a bit broken, but it’s still a family. Maura has found a place where she doesn’t have to pretend to be something she’s not. She can be herself around them, because she is accepted for who she is. Look at her face, look at how happy she is. Maura Isles is, and always will be, a part of the family.
Maura should have said that.
Frank Snr calling Maura, ‘people’.
Jane and her Ma.
Stop before you make me cry.
Angela telling Frank Maura is her family
and in a round and about way that he is not.
You go Angela.
Frank Snr being a dick to Tommy and Frankie and everyone else in general.
Jane’s, ‘I’m Sorry Maura.’
Maura looking equally as sad the whole way through.
Jane: Thanks for putting up with us nut balls, Maura.
Maura: What do you mean putting up with you? You’re my nut balls, you’re my family.
Officially one of the best things i have ever witnessed.
‘What would be your advice to kids who get bullied for being different?’
Me: If they come to you because someone has called them weird, tell them what I tell myself everyday. ‘Hey now, weird is a complement. Say thank you. Flip your hair. Let yo’ freak flag fly. Weirdos will rule the world one day.’
I shall do this from now on.